Soy howdy!

Soy milk is the bane of many a barista's existence, but when treated with patience and respect it will bend to your will.

Like so:

Thanks to the presence of natural plant forms of estrogen in soy milk -- namely the isoflavones genistein and daidzein -- the stuff helps relieve the symptoms of menopause, which is a pretty great service to everybody.

Learn to love it: the world will be a better place.