Didja ever wonder why people who work in coffee shops always anthropomorphize everything? Because we really do, almost constantly and in every shop I've ever worked. Nothing ever "belongs" on a shelf or in a drawer -- it "lives" there.
The best instance was the one day, during my long tenure at Espresso Royale (Boston, MA), that a sign featuring hand-drawn, dancing spoons, plates and cups appeared over the dishwashing sinks. Underneath the illustration were written detailed, sing-songy instructions on how to "Give us a bath!"
I, personally, am guilty of calling absolutely every machine or beverage in the store "buddy," or some irritating variation.
I mean really, how about this guy, am I right?! Lookin' sharp there, my man!
Hopefully, this in no way implies that espresso shots and demitasse spoons are my only "buddies," although sometimes I do start to wonder...
3/21/06
Don't believe me? Ask the dishes!
Posted by Meister at 1:18 AM